We all need a good laugh, and that’s exactly why funny shayari in english has become so popular. It’s short, it’s witty, and it turns everyday moments — like sipping chai, fighting with friends, or dealing with a Monday — into something you can’t help but smile at. Reading a good funny shayari in english feels like your best friend cracking a joke that hits just right, easy to enjoy and even easier to relate to.
That’s what makes this collection special. Every funny shayari in english here is written to feel real, not forced — no boring lines, just honest humour about love, friendship, and everyday life. Whether you want to send it to a friend, use it as a caption, or just read it to lighten your mood, you’ll find the perfect funny shayari in english waiting for you below.
Funny Shayari In English
Main aur meri tanhaai..
aksar ye baatein karte hain,
tum hoti to aisa hota..
tum hoti to waisa hota..
aur agar tum na hoti to..
apne paas bhi paisa hota.
Jab jab ghere baadal teri yaad aayi,
jab jhoom ke barsa baadal teri yaad aayi,
aur jab-jab main bheega teri yaad aayi,
ab raha nahi jaata chhatri lauta de bhai!
Aankhon mein aansu chehre par hansi hai,
saanson mein aahein dil mein bebasi hai,
pehle kyun nahi bataya yaar ki,
darwaaze mein ungli phansi hai.
Dosto hum unhein mud mudkar dekhte rahe,
aur wo humein mud-mud kar dekhte rahe,
wo humein hum unhein, wo humein hum unhein,
kyunki pareeksha mein na unhein kuch aata tha na humein.
Choohe ko lagi billi gori gori,
dono milne lage chori chori,
chooha bola aao khelen aankh micholi,
billi choohe ko kha kar boli,
“Jaanu sorry!
I Hate Love Story”!
Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai,
phir bhi aap padh rahe ho,
waah kya baat hai.
Jali ko aag kehte hain..!
Bujhi ko raakh kehte hain..!
Jiska Missed call dekhte hi insaan ghar aa jaaye..!
Use “biwi ki dhaak” kehte hain..!
Urdu Shayari Funny In English
Doodh maangoge to kheer denge,
aur doodh ka phat gaya to paneer denge..
Kaafi izzat hai aapki,
koi karta nahi alag baat hai,
Ye kalyug hain sahab,
yahan bheed ko RUSH kehte hain,
aur jo bheed mein pasand aa jaaye,
use CRUSH 🥰 kehte hain..
Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna,
mushkil se ghabraana nahi, sardiyon mein nahaana nahi.
Jeevan kya hai?
Bachpan mein homework,
jawani mein homeloan
budhaape pe home alone,
phir ghar baithkar anulom-vilom.
Dil ki tamanna hai ki tujhe palkon pe bithaun..
par tu 72 kilo ki hai
dil ko kaise samjhaun.
Na dil se lagane ke liye,
na hi ghar mein sajaane ke liye,
bas aapki ek tasveer chahiye,
khet se kaua bhagaane ke liye.
Jab irada kar hi liya hai
oonchi udaan ka,
to kiraya kya dekhna vimaan ✈️ ka.
Agar manzil ko paana hai to hausla saath rakhna,
agar pyaar ko paana hai to aitbaar saath rakhna,
aur hamesha muskurana hai to
apne daant saaf rakhna.
Sab chinta chhodkar is sher ka aanand lijiye
Funny Love Shayari In English For Boyfriend
Kyun barson se Judaai ka gham Laila Aur Heer seh rahi hain,
zara Apna rumaal to dena Meri naak bah rahi hai.
Arz Kiya hain wo DP dikhakar gumraah karegi,
magar Tum Aadhaar Card par ade rehna.
Agar Ishq karo to adab-e-Wafa bhi seekho,
yun Dost ke room par le jaakar thokna Mohabbat nahi hoti.
Hum us oonchai Par hain jaha,
tumhare sar se Jyada oonchai par Hamare paanv rehte hain.
Girlfriend 2-4 honi chahiye,
ek to Dayan bhi thi.
Ae Khuda hichkiyon mein kuch to Fark daalna hota,
ab kaise Pata karun ki kaunsi wali Yaad kar rahi hai.
Jinko Hum chunte hain wo hi Hame dhunte hain,
Chahe biwi ho ya neta dono Kahan sunte hain.
Is Dil ko to behla kar Chup kara lunga,
par is Dimag ka kya karun,
jiska Tumne dahi kar diya hai.
Funny Sad Shayari In English
Kaash Mera ishq us Mukam par aaye,
Main idhar chheenkun udhar Usko zukam aaye.
Pagli Pyar dikhaayegi to Pyar paayegi,
Attitude dikhaayegi To thappad khaayegi.
Wo meri Zindagi kya banaayega,
Jise Maggi noodles banaana Nahi aata.
Humne tumhari yaad mein ro-ro ke Tab bhar diye,
tum itne Bewafa nikle ki nahaakar Chal diye.
Khoon mein Tere mitti mitti mein tera Khoon,
upar Suraj neeche garmi,
Abhi to baaki hai May aur June he Bhagwan.
Chaahunga main Tujhe saanjh savere,
Kyoki dopahar ko Mujhe sone ki aadat hai.
Jab Hum unke ghar gaye kehne Dil se Dil laga lo,
unki Maa ne khola darwaaza Hum ghabra ke bole,
Aunty Bachchon ko Polio drops pilwa lo.
Kaun Karega mujhse shaadi,
Mujhe to sirf Maggi banaana hi Aata hain.
Pyaar Mohabbat to sab Dhoka hai,
padhai kar lo Beta abhi Moka hai.
Romantic Comedy Shayari In English
Ladkiyon se pyaar na Karna kyunki,
dikhti hain Heer ki Tarah,
lagti hain Khir ki tarah,
Dil mein chubhti hain Teer ki tarah,
Aur chhod jaati hain Fakir ki tarah.
Aasmaan Jitna neela hai,
Surajmukhi jitna peela hai,
Paani jitna Geela hai,
Aapka screw utna hi dheela hai.
Agar baat karne se Pyaar hota to,
aaj Customer Care wali tumhari bhabhi hoti.
Hum use apna banaate Gaye,
aur wo Hame chutiya waah re Duniya.
Maaf karo Parmeshwar ye Bhari bhool hamari hai,
shaadi karli Jisse humne wo to nirdhan Nari hai.
Wo kehti thi gaur karo Mere ishq par,
Maine itna gaur Kiya ki,
uski 4-5 setting ka bhi Pata chal gaya.
Ek bewafa ki yaad mein Hum kuch khaas ho gaye,
pehle Hum lota the par ab Gilas ho gaye.
Na Wafa ka Jikar hoga,
na Wafa ki baat hogi,
ab Mohabbat jisse bhi hogi,
gehun kaatne ke Baad hogi.
Gaane Sunkar sona aur Taane sunkar uthna,
waah kya Mast jhand Zindagi hai na meri.
Comedy Hindi Shayari In English
Betiyon ko bachaate bachaate,
betiyon se bachne ke din aa gaye hain.
Kal Nike ke showroom mein,
jooton par meri salary likhi hui thi.
Aye zindagi ..apne zulm dekh,
aur meri umr dekh,
Zindagi – apni harkatein dekh.
Dear future wife,
kisi aur ke saath koi kaand mat karna yaar.
DATE ke naam pe sirf khajoor khaaye hain maine.
Bhagwan ka diya hua sab kuch hai,
lekin kidhar hai pata nahi.
Wo dost hi kya jisne tumhare dushman ko dekh kar,
ye na bola ho ki “dekh tera bestfriend ja raha hai.
Kismat to meri itni kharaab hai ki,
agar main shamshaan ghaat khol doon to log marna hi band kar denge.
Uska dil bas private hai,
baaki private cheez sarkaari hai..!
Aapki soorat mere dil mein aise bas gayi hai,
jaise chhote se darwaaze mein bhains fas gayi hai.
2 Line Funny Shayari In English
Bapuchna ye tha ki
sarson ka saag agar do din
purana ho jaaye to
use parson ka saag
sakte hai kya.
Ek baat suno time waste nahi karunga,
khud bana ke khud likhunga,
kisi aur ka copy paste nahi karunga.
Kisi ka baabu
banne se achha hai Mahakumbh mein Baba ban jao.
Dhokha mila pyaar mein to zindagi mein khaamoshi chha gayi,
socha tha chhod denge pyaar karna,
lekin aaj mohalle mein doosri aa gayi.
Aadha din to sone mein nikal jaata hai,
aur logo ko lagta hai ke hum unhe ignore kar rahe hain.
Jab ishq ki beemaari lagti hai,
tab chudail bhi pyaari lagti hai.
Kuch ladkiyon ko,
J.C.B vibhag mein kaam karna chahiye,
jo gade murde khod sakti hain,
unke liye road kya cheez hai.
Tum bhi fast wo bhi fast ho
jaayega,
future mein wo tumhara past ho
jaayega.
Lafange doston ke kareeb the, to thoda gareeb the,
ab hum shareef ho gaye, to zyada gareeb ho gaye.
Mujhe laga noton ki gaddi maang raha hai,
dost baarish mein khade hokar chaddi maang raha hai.
Tu kavita nahi tu na
paheli hai,
mera maksad tu nahi
teri saheli hai!!
Humein dushmanon ki kami nahi hai,
hum jiska bhala karte hain,
wahi dushman ban jaata hai.
Abusing Shayari For Friend
Shaadi ek aisa ganit hai,
jismein ek aur ek milkar do nahi.
balki ek ho jaate hain.
Aur do ki zindagi nark ho jaati hai.
Hum to paida hi cool hue the.
Kameenepan ne mahaul garm kar diya.
Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
ki paise ped par nahi ugte.
Varna main apni biwi ko wahi bhejta.
Mera to bas ek hi usool hai, agar main achha nahi lagta to koi baat nahi.
Main apni zindagi mein khush hoon, aur tumhein bhi khush rehne ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Main kisi se naraaz nahi hota.
Bas apni zindagi se kuch logon ko avrodh paida karna kar deta hoon.
Sasuraal wo jagah hai jahan ladki ko sone ka nahi.
Balki shaant rehne ka mauka milta hai.
Agar koi tumhein patthar maare to use palat kar phool maaro.
Par gamle ke saath.
Hasi Shayari English
Aajkal ke rishte kahan itne sachche hote hain.
Log to sirf dhinga mushti karte hain.
aur hum bhaavnaatmak moorkh ban jaate hain.
Mera mazaak banaane walon, suno.
Main tumhari soch se bhi zyada kharaab hoon.
Main apni zindagi mein bahut khush hoon.
Kyunki mujhe kisi se koi ummeed nahi hai.
Duniya mein sabse mushkil kaam hai.
Takiya ke dono taraf thanda hissa dhoondhna.
Jab mujhe koi mujhe tumse pyaar hai kehta hai.
To main poochhta hoon, ‘kitne ka hai?’
Main apni zindagi ka remote control kisi aur ko nahi deta.
Mujhe pata hai ki kab kaun sa channel dekhna hai.
Sachche dost wo hote hain jo aapki biwi ke saamne aapki burai karte hain.
Aur phir bhi aapke saath khade rehte hain.
Jab tak aap kisi ko poori tarah jaan na lein, tab tak uski tareef mat karo.
Kya pata wo aapki burai kar raha ho.
Kuch logon ka dimaag to itna chhota hota hai.
Ki microwave mein bhi fit ho jaaye.
Main apne aap ko selfie isliye leta hoon, taaki mujhe pata chale ki main kaisa dikhta hoon.
Varna log to mujhe bas kaam ke liye yaad karte hain.
Meri zindagi ki sabse badi samasya hai.
Ki mujhe bhookh bahut lagti hai.
Funny Memes Shayari
Kisi ki zindagi mein dakhal mat do.
Kya pata wo apni dhaaravaahik dekh raha ho.
Maine apni zindagi mein bahut paap kiye hain.
Lekin ek bhi bina wajah nahi kiya.
Duniya mein sirf do tarah ke log hain.
Ek jo towel bina dhoye istemaal karte hain, aur doosre jo jhooth bolte hain.
Hum to itne bure hain.
Ki ab to Yamraj bhi kehte hain, ‘bhai, tu apni sawaari khud dhoondh le’.
Aajkal ke phone mein low battery ka dar nahi.
Bhandaaran poorn ka dar hota hai.
Mujhe salaah dene se pehle.
Apni zindagi ki GPS setting theek kar lo.
Agar Bhagwan bhi aakar poochhein ki kya chahiye.
To main kahunga, ‘ek atirikt Ravivaar de do’.
Meri mute button meri sabse achhi dost hai.
Wo bina sawaal kiye mera saath deti hai.
Aajkal ke bachchon ko bhoot se zyada.
WiFi band hone ka dar lagta hai.
Mera wazan sirf pyaar ka prateek hai.
Jo main khaane se karta hoon.
Romantic Comedy Shayari In English
Main time-table bahut banaata hoon.
Lekin follow karna to Bhagwan ke haath mein hai.
Sabzi khareedte samay dhaniya aur mirch muft mein lena.
Bharat ka raashtriya adhikaar hai.
Jab tak main pet ko shaant nahi karta.
Dimaag kaam nahi karta.
Main itna simple hoon.
Ki mujhe galat samajhna bahut aasan hai.
Maine aaj tak kisi ajnabi se utni baat nahi ki.
Jitni customer care wale se ki hai.
Koi bhi diet tab tak kaam nahi karti.
Jab tak aap chips khaana band nahi karte.
Main apne sapne mein bahut ameer hoon.
Lekin subah uthkar sab bhool jaata hoon.
Agar subah uthne ki koi saza hoti.
To main lifetime imprisonment mein hota.
Mera shauk hai ki main khud ko bahut serious na loon.
Kyunki zindagi pehle hi kaafi serious hai.
Kisi bhi samasya ka hal neend mein chhupa hota hai.
Bas aapko sone ki zaroorat hai.
Funny Comedy Shayari In English
Hum na hote to tumko ghazal kaun kehta.
Paagal aur awaara ko dosti mein kambal kaun kehta.
Hamaari dosti ganit ke pie jaisi hai.
Iska ant aaj tak koi jaan hi nahi paaya hai.
Mohabbat ki raahon mein mujhse hisaab na poochhna.
Kyunki meri zindagi mein ganit ka hi bada locha hai.
Kitaabon ki almaari ko dekh kar ye khyaal aaya.
Ki dhool hataane ke liye bhi to ek dost chahiye.
Dost wo hote hain jo aapki galtiyon ko maaf karte hain.
Kyunki wo bhi aapke saath shaamil the.
Sachche dost aapko kabhi bhookhe nahi marne denge.
Balki pehle khud aapka khaana kha jaayenge.
Dost chahe kitne bhi bure hon.
Par jab samooh photo ki baat aati hai, to sabko ek saath khada hona padta hai.
Agar koi dost aapke baare mein bura-bhala kahe.
To samajh lena, wo aapko achhe se jaanta hai.
Rishtedaron ko emotional atyachaar karne ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Jab aapke paas aapke dost hon.
Conclusion
That’s it for our collection of funny shayari in english — a bit of humour for whatever mood you’re in. From love to friendship to everyday chaos, these two-liners are made to bring a smile and sound like something you’d actually say to a friend. So pick your favourite, share it with someone, and let a good funny shayari in english speak for you.
